You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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