so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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