So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You've changed since you got that strap on
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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