We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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