forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Life is so much better after having sex.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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