That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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