If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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