You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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