i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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