Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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