I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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