What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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