My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Pooping to opera.
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