Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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