week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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