btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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