he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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