in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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