Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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