I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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