Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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