Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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