Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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