And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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