dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
everyone is single if you try hard enough
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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