I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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