They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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