Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
this hospital has no fireball
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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