I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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