We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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