school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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