that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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