Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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