areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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