just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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