I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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