Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Randomize
