Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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