Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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