i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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