so let's talk penis.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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