their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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