Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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