try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
