So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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