We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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