Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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