Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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