Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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