I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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