i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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