You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I will pee on everything he values.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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