is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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